mayhap: (*fidgets with hair*)
Weekly Arrest (1684 words) by Incidental_Villainess
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Korra/Lin Bei Fong
Characters: Korra (Avatar), Lin Bei Fong
Summary:

PWP. The request was: "Lin/Korra, kinky interrogation room anal." There's also some bondage. That pretty much sums it up.

Some cheeky, fun porn that does the best job of capturing the Lin/Korra dynamic I was looking for. I'm going to be so sad if Lin Bei Fong doesn't turn up in this series of Legend of Korra, being all bitter and competent and hot.


You've Hungered For This All Your Life (7357 words) by karelian [archive-locked]
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Australian Actor RPF, Actor RPF, X-Men RPF, Les Misérables RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Russell Crowe/Hugh Jackman
Characters: Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman, Paul Bettany, Alan Doyle, Mentions of Gratuitous Celebrities, Various Spouses
Additional Tags: Dirty Talk, Blow Jobs, Fucking, Open Relationships, Falling In Love, Submission, Polyamory, Open Marriage, Light Bondage, Spanking, Rimming, Music, Sexual Fantasy
Summary:

Hugh makes Russell scream. Russell makes Hugh understand why people do things that always seemed crazy to him before -- tattooing their lovers' names on their cocks, drinking their lovers' blood.

Delicious getting-together-during-Les-Mis sex with gloriously subby Russell.


In the Jungle (3707 words) by karelian [archive-locked]
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Australian Actor RPF, X-Men RPF, Les Misérables RPF, Actor RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Russell Crowe/Hugh Jackman
Characters: Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman
Additional Tags: Watersports, Mutual Masturbation, Sharing Clothes, Clothed Sex, Open Relationships, understanding spouses, Celebrity Crush, Wet & Messy
Summary:

Hugh has some boundaries. Russell, not so much.

Nnnnngh. I'm not even into watersports qua watersports, but I totally kink on the characters' kinkiness.
mayhap: Mike and Psmith walking and chatting (Mike/Psmith)
I'm a longtime fan of The Bugle, John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman's weekly news comedy podcast. I've seriously considered trying to nominate it for Yuletide, but I wasn't sure if anyone would be willing to write it for me, especially as I was having difficulty framing a request more coherent than "please write me anything whatsoever having to do with The Bugle". Maybe this year will be the year.

John Oliver's Infinitely Recursive Fanfiction Adventure (1580 words) by SailorPtah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Fake News RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon
Additional Tags: Metafiction, Characters Reading Fanfic
Summary:

Based on a true story.

(The real-world John Oliver is advised to avoid reading this one, lest he rip a hole in the space-time continuum.)

John Oliver discovered Daily Show slash fiction and is outraged…that he isn't getting any in any of these stories. So of course someone wrote a story about that. It is awesome.


david cameron would look good in a pith helmet (what worse can you say about someone than that?) (4022 words) by therestisdetail [archive-locked]
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Fake News RPF
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: John Oliver/Andy Zaltzman, John Oliver/Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert/Jon Stewart
Characters: John Oliver, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Aasif Mandvi, Demetri Martin, Samantha Bee, Jason Jones, Rob Riggle, Andy Zaltzman, Chris Addison
Summary:

This is an ode to how much I love Liz. Featuring a large amount of John Oliver, various FakeNews alumni, and Zaltor the Merciless. I mean Andy. I mean whut?

"Tell me the story of when Andy and John tried once and once only to go on a Proper Real Not-Kidding Date, and the chaos and hilarity that ensued." - Appleteeth

This is more like three ficlets, and the first and third are John/Andy. Surprisingly adorable.

I'll…try to read something slightly less niche before next Friday, I promise.
mayhap: magnetic letters reading put Smarties tubes on cats legs make them walk like a robot (put Smarties tubes on cats legs)
Alan Davies@alandavies1
I'm at the royal opera house with @stephenfry . Am hiding in the loo refreshing bbc sport to keep up with Andy Murray... (link)

Alan Davies @alandavies1
At the opera
Stephen Fry and Alan Davies at the opera (link)

I'm not saying it's not perfectly platonic, I'm just saying I can imagine plonking it into an established relationship fic quite easily. (Also, I would probably have Stephen turn out to be doing the same thing in the adjacent stall for the lulz.)
mayhap: two hands reaching with text Grip tape is love (grip tape is love)
Over in the land of flailing and gifs and namesmushes (whatever, you pretty much have to use them because you can't use tags with /s on tumblr, you just have to roll with things like Mustamova), my London 2012 OTP has blossomed into a fully-fledged fandom. Two weeks ago I was plaintively demanding Viktoria Komova/Aliya Mustafina h/c fic, and now my dash is full of adorable tiny gymnasts, angsty ficlets, tinhattery and people having RPS wank for the very first time. I feel so old! (Or, alternately, so in touch with my inner gymnastics-loving 12-year-old, except this time with more kissing.)

Also: Vika was robbed on floor exercise, and if you say anything mean about her crying, Musty will cut you. </myfeels>

RPS on ice

Jan. 19th, 2010 10:37 am
mayhap: two boys figure skating as pairs (gay figure skating manga)
It's official: the second half of my figure skating OTP will be skating at the Olympics!

... oh God, that means it's been four years since Torino, doesn't it. Eep.

RPS on ice

Jan. 19th, 2010 10:37 am
mayhap: two boys figure skating as pairs (gay figure skating manga)
It's official: the second half of my figure skating OTP will be skating at the Olympics!

... oh God, that means it's been four years since Torino, doesn't it. Eep.
mayhap: angels kissing (angels kissing)
The newest Figure Skating International is plastered with pictures of Evgeni Plushenko and Johnny Weir being completely adorable together. Voici:

These are not my scans, since I did not steal the magazine from the library, although I was tempted. )
mayhap: angels kissing (angels kissing)
The newest Figure Skating International is plastered with pictures of Evgeni Plushenko and Johnny Weir being completely adorable together. Voici:

These are not my scans, since I did not steal the magazine from the library, although I was tempted. )
mayhap: young Steve Jobs and Bill Gates with text Slash Different (Slash different.)
I succumbed to my little brother's evil tempting and now have my very own shiny Nintendo DS Lite. Here we are:

Me and my true love )

Now I can play Tetris. And play Tetris against my brother. And ... play more Tetris. You know, there was a time in high school where, whenever I closed my eyes, I saw tetrominoes falling and I would play out entire games of Tetris in my head without even trying. Perhaps this was a bad idea.

I also discovered that we now have an actual store in town that sells actual comic books. I'd never actually seen them in the wild before! I found Sandman #50 (Ramadan), Death: The High Cost of Living #3, and Sachs & Violens #3 in the fifty-cent boxes, so now I own exactly three genuine comics. They are pretty and fragile, like butterflies. I don't know where to put them.

Finally, I offer you this picture of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. Without comment, because nothing that I say can add to its exquisite beauty. ♥ ♥ ♥
mayhap: young Steve Jobs and Bill Gates with text Slash Different (Slash different.)
I succumbed to my little brother's evil tempting and now have my very own shiny Nintendo DS Lite. Here we are:

Me and my true love )

Now I can play Tetris. And play Tetris against my brother. And ... play more Tetris. You know, there was a time in high school where, whenever I closed my eyes, I saw tetrominoes falling and I would play out entire games of Tetris in my head without even trying. Perhaps this was a bad idea.

I also discovered that we now have an actual store in town that sells actual comic books. I'd never actually seen them in the wild before! I found Sandman #50 (Ramadan), Death: The High Cost of Living #3, and Sachs & Violens #3 in the fifty-cent boxes, so now I own exactly three genuine comics. They are pretty and fragile, like butterflies. I don't know where to put them.

Finally, I offer you this picture of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. Without comment, because nothing that I say can add to its exquisite beauty. ♥ ♥ ♥

Unreal

May. 5th, 2006 12:21 pm
mayhap: Vaughn cuffs Sark with text all tied up (bondage)
I think that I must have failed to seed torrents properly in a past life or something. I skipped Alias this week on account of part two of House, and now I cannot get it to download for the life of me, in spite of the fact that there are allegedly five million seeds, and I cannot think of anything I have done in this life to trash my downloading karma to this extent.

In other news, when I woke up this morning, there was a large Target bag filled with children's books sitting at the foot of my bed. My mother is such an enabler, you guys. I'm assuming that she picked these up as a lot at some garage sale or other without actually looking at them, like, at all, because in addition to such squee-worthy items as Bummer Summer by Ann M. Martin, There's a Boy in the Girl's Bathroom by Louis Sachar, and a whole gaggle of Junie B. Jones books, it contains two volumes of The New Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley. I just. No.

How incredibly bizarre are these books, by the bye? I think there's enough Real Person Fic about the Olsen twins at various ages to construct several alternate lifetimes, free of any inconvenient reality whatsoever. They are, of course, officially licensed, unlike the mounds of regular real person fic which undoubtedly exists but which I am not going to poke the internet for, so insert your own links here. Then again, Mary-Kate and Ashley weren't even of age at the time, so their consent in the matter is somewhat dubious. Besides, I don't know about any of the other books, but this is the disclaimer in the front of the one I have here:
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY, THE ADVENTURES OF MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY, Clue and all logos, character names and other distinctive likenesses thereof are the trademarks of Dualstar Entertainment Group, LLC. All rights reserved. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY books created and produced by Parachute Publishing, L.L.C., in cooperation with Dualstar Publications, a division of Dualstar Entertainment Group, L.L.C., published by HarperEntertainment, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers.
I am obviously not a lawyer or anything like, but I do find it vaguely intriguing that there's no version of the standard actual persons living or dead disclaimer.

Also, Mary-Kate and Ashley are so incredibly pastede on in this cover. I think a monkey with Photoshop could do better.

Unreal

May. 5th, 2006 12:21 pm
mayhap: Vaughn cuffs Sark with text all tied up (bondage)
I think that I must have failed to seed torrents properly in a past life or something. I skipped Alias this week on account of part two of House, and now I cannot get it to download for the life of me, in spite of the fact that there are allegedly five million seeds, and I cannot think of anything I have done in this life to trash my downloading karma to this extent.

In other news, when I woke up this morning, there was a large Target bag filled with children's books sitting at the foot of my bed. My mother is such an enabler, you guys. I'm assuming that she picked these up as a lot at some garage sale or other without actually looking at them, like, at all, because in addition to such squee-worthy items as Bummer Summer by Ann M. Martin, There's a Boy in the Girl's Bathroom by Louis Sachar, and a whole gaggle of Junie B. Jones books, it contains two volumes of The New Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley. I just. No.

How incredibly bizarre are these books, by the bye? I think there's enough Real Person Fic about the Olsen twins at various ages to construct several alternate lifetimes, free of any inconvenient reality whatsoever. They are, of course, officially licensed, unlike the mounds of regular real person fic which undoubtedly exists but which I am not going to poke the internet for, so insert your own links here. Then again, Mary-Kate and Ashley weren't even of age at the time, so their consent in the matter is somewhat dubious. Besides, I don't know about any of the other books, but this is the disclaimer in the front of the one I have here:
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY, THE ADVENTURES OF MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY, Clue and all logos, character names and other distinctive likenesses thereof are the trademarks of Dualstar Entertainment Group, LLC. All rights reserved. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY books created and produced by Parachute Publishing, L.L.C., in cooperation with Dualstar Publications, a division of Dualstar Entertainment Group, L.L.C., published by HarperEntertainment, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers.
I am obviously not a lawyer or anything like, but I do find it vaguely intriguing that there's no version of the standard actual persons living or dead disclaimer.

Also, Mary-Kate and Ashley are so incredibly pastede on in this cover. I think a monkey with Photoshop could do better.
mayhap: Lyra reads the alethiometer (Lyra)
Apparently Bob Costas and the rest of the folks at NBC are all huge Shani Davis/Chad Hedrick shippers, to judge by their ongoing fuss about everything they do or don't say or do to each other. Too bad Shani Davis/Enrico Fabris is totally canon! Are they blind? Did they not see the way Davis kept running his hands through Fabris's hair at every possible opportunity?

Yes, I am aware that I am now just being silly.
mayhap: Lyra reads the alethiometer (Lyra)
Apparently Bob Costas and the rest of the folks at NBC are all huge Shani Davis/Chad Hedrick shippers, to judge by their ongoing fuss about everything they do or don't say or do to each other. Too bad Shani Davis/Enrico Fabris is totally canon! Are they blind? Did they not see the way Davis kept running his hands through Fabris's hair at every possible opportunity?

Yes, I am aware that I am now just being silly.
mayhap: angels kissing (angels kissing)
Come on, people! Where is the 2006 Winter Olympics slash? I seem to recall that in 2004 I couldn't scroll down five entries without running across someone shipping Michael Phelps and Ian Thorpe, and yet I have only found two (2) pieces of Evgeny Plushenko/Johnny Weir. This is unacceptable.

Only slightly relatedly, I was looking at all the old Olympic medals. I hadn't realized before that the summer games medals have had basically the same design since St. Louis 1904. And the winter games have always had medals that varied wildly from year to year, from the merely lame to the truly terrifying. Really, now, what is this?
mayhap: angels kissing (angels kissing)
Come on, people! Where is the 2006 Winter Olympics slash? I seem to recall that in 2004 I couldn't scroll down five entries without running across someone shipping Michael Phelps and Ian Thorpe, and yet I have only found two (2) pieces of Evgeny Plushenko/Johnny Weir. This is unacceptable.

Only slightly relatedly, I was looking at all the old Olympic medals. I hadn't realized before that the summer games medals have had basically the same design since St. Louis 1904. And the winter games have always had medals that varied wildly from year to year, from the merely lame to the truly terrifying. Really, now, what is this?
mayhap: Marshmallow Fluff label (Fluff)
So. Uh. There's really nothing I can say that will make this any better, is there? It's probably a judgement on me for thinking that RPS was the silliest thing imaginable when I first heard of it, lo these many years ago.

Ways to Get Back at Stephen Fry by Alan Davies aged 39½

Rating: Let's say R
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It is not actually by Alan Davies. It does not purport to be fact. Also, *hides*
Length: 350 words of SHAME

1. Know more things than he does )
mayhap: Marshmallow Fluff label (Fluff)
So. Uh. There's really nothing I can say that will make this any better, is there? It's probably a judgement on me for thinking that RPS was the silliest thing imaginable when I first heard of it, lo these many years ago.

Ways to Get Back at Stephen Fry by Alan Davies aged 39½

Rating: Let's say R
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It is not actually by Alan Davies. It does not purport to be fact. Also, *hides*
Length: 350 words of SHAME

1. Know more things than he does )
mayhap: watercolor of a girl looking down (a face like a glass of water)
A huge round of applause for [livejournal.com profile] vagabond_sal, who was kind enough to play a fabulously gay Marlowe to my Shakespeare for my presentation on homoeroticism in the Elizabethan theatre.

By popular request (okay, two people) the text of this very brief play is reproduced here. I feel I should warn you, though, that I'm, you know, totally not Shakespeare; I just play him on TV.

Here be historical RPS )
mayhap: watercolor of a girl looking down (a face like a glass of water)
A huge round of applause for [livejournal.com profile] vagabond_sal, who was kind enough to play a fabulously gay Marlowe to my Shakespeare for my presentation on homoeroticism in the Elizabethan theatre.

By popular request (okay, two people) the text of this very brief play is reproduced here. I feel I should warn you, though, that I'm, you know, totally not Shakespeare; I just play him on TV.

Here be historical RPS )

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