@RyanSeidel: Did your MVP quarterback get you and the rest of your O line anything for Christmas?

@MitchSchwartz72: He hooked us up real well but I’m going to keep what he did private [link]

I choose to believe that this means that they had an orgy. (No but really, it’s adorable.)

Alex Smith mic'd up at Pro Bowl practice

I can't even adequately explain why this is so delightful to me. It's just. Green is Philip Rivers's comfort color, okay?

I have been given to understand that the NFL Pro Bowl is for losers which is why I will definitely be watching. Honestly, a game with no real stakes sounds kind of soothing.