Seriously. In my head, there's a version of the X-Files that concludes with some kind of dignity, not to mention a passing semblance of logic. In particular, the Brady Bunch episode, and the one where Burt Reynolds was God, never ever ever ever happened.

My mom doesn't even know about those seasons, because she only watches it with me and I won't even turn the TV on for them. :-P

Hmm, this is the closest I have to an X-Files icon.