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Last night, because I try to take my cues from xkcd as often as possible, I dressed up as a Wikipedia page. (It was also easy to make in fifteen minutes using only items that I already had in my house.)



And here is the transcribed text after the wikivandals (otherwise known as Stan and dragonstrider) got ahold of it:

The population of Meghan R----------s has tripled in the past six months.

She is a girl.

She beat up a 6 year old Auschwitz survivor with a steel baton because she, and I quote, "couldn't keep up with the beat."

She is well respected in Hollywood as the only performer who can freebase and insufflate liquid cocaine simultaneously.

I found this all very informative, especially the part that I'm a girl. However, as neither of them cited any sources, I'm not sure I can rely on any of this data.