Ah, the Kansas City airport, I know it well. Not very exciting, but utilitarian, and at least you don't have to go on some kind of expedition to find the baggage claim.

That is hardcore. I think I would start to rationalize the benefits of not washing one's hair, given the circumstances. :D Of course, there's a lot I would put up with to take part in an archaeological dig; it always sounds like such a fantastic experience.