finer points of etiquette

[mayhap]

I just bent to tie my shoe and felt with a sickening sound the rip in the crotch of my jeans.

Do I commit harakiri right here at the office, or is it okay to wait until I get home first?

Comments

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Better the crotch than the butt!

Can the jeans be salvaged or are they a total loss?