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How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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silvernutmeg, and I be here to serve all yer mighty pirate needs.
I be runnin' a tight ship, indeed I do. Me mini-buccaneers were being fractious and uppity this fair Friday mornin', so I did be keelhauling half of them. No, wait: I only wish I did be keelhauling half of them. And there be water within easy distance of me place of employment, make no mistake.
If ye find yerself itchin' to issue a sword-fightin' challenge this fine day, ye may be wantin' to avail yerself ofdamonjager, the Insult Swordfight Club.
Blow the man down!
ETA:satyadasa did be bringin' me some of the grog he made, and now me life be complete.
silvernutmeg, and I be here to serve all yer mighty pirate needs.I be runnin' a tight ship, indeed I do. Me mini-buccaneers were being fractious and uppity this fair Friday mornin', so I did be keelhauling half of them. No, wait: I only wish I did be keelhauling half of them. And there be water within easy distance of me place of employment, make no mistake.
If ye find yerself itchin' to issue a sword-fightin' challenge this fine day, ye may be wantin' to avail yerself of
damonjager, the Insult Swordfight Club.Blow the man down!
ETA:
satyadasa did be bringin' me some of the grog he made, and now me life be complete.