Hope you don't mind my dropping in from nowhere but I know exactly what you mean when it comes to these two... and not only that Jayne is probably most realistically paired with his bunk... and that Simon couldn't top a tupperware container... if there was to be tupperware topping to be had I think maybe Kaylee would be all up in that... with strawberries... but really, there's so much unexplored potential with these too, so much UST... How fangirls must weep the world over...

Your footnotes are a thing of beauty... footnoting a footnote; have to remember to pull that one on my lecturer :D