Eeep.

[mayhap]

The ranks of our third grade have been swelled by another student. His name is Ahmed, and he hails from an undisclosed location. Undisclosed ot so much because his parents are secret agents or mob bosses, and more because he doesn't know enough English to comprehend "Where are you from?" Or, for that matter, "Boys".

Oy. And I'm leaving in less than a month, so he'll be all Wendy's for the remainder of the year. What can you do, really?