mayhap | Do I have to do the warrior bit?

Are you damned?
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You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!

Ah, gotta love Norse mythology.

I'm also Alexander the Great, an "I'm so drunk" drunk, Caligula, Charles Manson, rabies, Timmy Mallett, and some nice-looking named Owen ("a lean, mean, thinking machine that looks a bit like a startled rabbit" ... yes, I can see that). Isn't Rum and Monkey a fun little site?

Whoops. Papers to write. Yeah. I'll get on that.

Edit: Poor Joseph, he always gets made old and shoved off in the corner, when he gets to be in the picture at all. That's basically my paper, although I'm making it look all scholarly.

Actually, here're all my papers for this semester, in Post-It format:

Poor Joseph, he always gets made old and shoved off in the corner, when he gets to be in the picture at all.

People illustrate Plato's allegory of the cave because they need a bit convincing to give it all up, not that I blame them.

The north slope of the Acropolis is important and cool.

America is a bad place for gods, but not too bad for trickster figures.*

*Pending approval.

Edit again: Okay, this color quiz is rather nice, and moderately more useful:

you are darkslategray
#2F4F4F

Your dominant hue is green. You're logical and steadfast, focused on figuring life out and doing what makes sense. You value being trusted because you know you're taking the time to figure things out and everyone should just follow you.

Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is slightly darker than most people's. You try to see things for what they are and face situations honestly. You'd rather get to the point than look for what's good.

the spacefem.com html color quiz