A truly pathetic scene

[mayhap]

Well, I'b–

*pauses, sniffs experimentally*

–I'b hob dow, finally–

*glugs the rest of the TheraFlu, makes a face*

–ad it's really dice, especially dow that I've got my roob rearranged–

*adds another tissue to the overflowing trash can, reaches for a new one*

–ad cleared oud all the junk thad by bother puts id here while I'b gone–

*snorks another tissue full of Technicolor phlegm*

–ad even sed up a desk to pud by laptop on.

*discards tissue*

I just wish thad–

*attempts to breathe again, although this is clearly futile*

–sobebody hadn'd filled by brain with wed cotton so I could–

*reaches for another tissue*

–think or sobethig.

*sneezes explosively*