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mayhap ([personal profile] mayhap) wrote2004-08-18 12:48 pm

Best one line AIM quote EVER

The setup:

Back when I was a pretentious fourteen-year-old taking French I, I briefly began saying "Salut!" instead of "Hi!" to members of my family. Oddly, my mom took to this like a house afire (at least, once I explained it). To this day, my mom, my brother Danny, and even my dad now say "Salut!" instead of any other applicable greeting when we talk to each other.

(In bunny talk, this is rendered "Thawoo!" Bunnies speak French too, apparently.)

The joke:

Today, I told my mom to get on AIM so I could send her a link. She greeted me thusly:

12:40:42 [livejournal.com profile] thue: slut!