mayhap: Patrick Mahomes hanging onto Travis Kelce for mutual drunken support (friends in low places)
mayhap ([personal profile] mayhap) wrote2025-09-17 09:13 pm

Happy birthday, Patrick Mahomes!

Can't believe he's actually turning thirty already. Time flies when you're winning Super Bowls.

Now if his teammates could get it together so he doesn't have to literally try to win the games by himself, that would be a great thirtieth birthday present. He has more rushing yards than everyone else put together through two games, for fuck's sake.