By request.

[mayhap]

Note my blindingly white arm. Hee.

I also have an awesome swishy leopard-print skirt that I liberated from the sales rack at the Halls store where it was surrounded with hideous sweaters bristling with ropes of colored pearls and rosettes of rhinestones, often on the same sweater. No photo of that one, though. There was a guy picketing the store in a very low-key way, with a small cardboard sign reading

Hallmark unfair

                  in hiring

As we were leaving, one of the Clinique women poked her head out the door and reported back to the other cosmetics ambassadors that his sign was rather dull today and really, picketing just isn't what it used to be.

laislabevita and chilango are coming to visit me tomorrow! You wish you were as cool as me! (Unless you are satyadasa, in which case ... no, you still wish you were as cool as me.) They will be staying until noon on Thursday, which is just long enough to fully appreciate how incredibly dull this place is. ;)

Comments

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

That is one forked-up bracelet.
I wish I were in Liberty, then I could meet Chilango and Laislabevita. Alas, I am to remain here.

[mayhap]

Man, that would have been awesome. *tear*

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Also, how is hallmark unfair in hiring? They didn't hire him?

[mayhap]

If only he had had a better sign, I could tell you!

[satyadasa.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's circular.

[mayhap]

How did you think I was wearing it, dare I ask?

[mayhap]

Also, more of an oval.

[satyadasa.livejournal.com]

I was picturing it more as an almost regular hexagon.

[mayhap]

That wouldn't be very awesome.

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

That rocks.

[mayhap]

See, fork bracelets are clearly going to be the Next Big Thing. *nods*

[anbyrobanby.livejournal.com]

They are. Because I want one. But odds are I'd prick myself and get tetanus or something. Perhaps your brothercould start a business, selling them or something. They could be the Next Big Thing.

[vagabondsal.livejournal.com]

...dude, my jealousy of you knows no bounds.

[mayhap]

... dude, I will so totally send you an awesome fork bracelet. Assuming Danny will make more of them when he comes back from church camp.

[vagabondsal.livejournal.com]

That would be all sorts of splendiferous! Let me know if/when you need my address, and I shall dispatch it post-haste. :-D

[mayhap]

Have secured awesome fork bracelet for great yay. Send me your address and I'll post it to you. :-D

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

Haha, that's wonderful!

[mayhap]

Hee, thanks!

[screamatorium.livejournal.com]

That's the coolest bracelet I've ever seen. It almost makes me want to start wearing jewelry. If it could somehow tell time... like maybe a sundial or something, it would be perfect. And if you ever end up needing utensils, there's one right there on your arm! You could make a matching spoon bracelet too... but then maybe Yuri Gellar might try to sue you or something since spoon bending is his thing.

I tried to make a fork bracelet also, but it came out as a triangle... and I hurt myself.

[mayhap]

My little brother wears about three times as much jewelry as me at any given time. This amuses me greatly.

I should probably put up a warning about how fork bracelets are potentially dangerous and should only be attempted by trained professionals on a closed course. Only I don't know where you find any of those.

fork bracelet

[(Anonymous)]

so whats the secret how do you make one? i want one so bad but there always way overprised on the web. :(

[(Anonymous)]

that is an awesome bracelet! I have been searching everywhere for one! Where did you get it?