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Happy birthday to meeeeeeee (do not sing this song in your head or you may owe royalties)
Okay, so I wasn't looking and then all of a sudden it is my 22nd birthday. I hate it when that happens.
I, uh ... had not imagined being this old. In fact, as far as I am concerned, the entire universe came to an end in 2000. So, you know, I look at the copyright date on a book and it's 1998 and a loud and very stubborn voice in my head informs me, "This book was published two years ago!" Only to be corrected by the voice in my head that can actually tell time, which informs me, "No, this book was in fact published eight years ago."1 Then both of them get depressed and start looking for a stiff drink.
Fortunately, we're all legal.
1Next year, it will have been nine years. What is up with that???
I, uh ... had not imagined being this old. In fact, as far as I am concerned, the entire universe came to an end in 2000. So, you know, I look at the copyright date on a book and it's 1998 and a loud and very stubborn voice in my head informs me, "This book was published two years ago!" Only to be corrected by the voice in my head that can actually tell time, which informs me, "No, this book was in fact published eight years ago."1 Then both of them get depressed and start looking for a stiff drink.
Fortunately, we're all legal.
1Next year, it will have been nine years. What is up with that???
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It's still Monday here, though.
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Plus, I wasn't even born until 7:53 PM CST! Muah!
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Actually, 23 is really young. Ish. Just look at Marg Helgenberger. My parents said that her lips have inflated in a recent episode... but that's still way past 23.
For a male, I guess there's Robert De Niro. The Eights still thinks he's cute.
23+ = Victory!
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*dances with the kitty*
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But yes! Happy birthday! To celebrate, may I
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Anyway, happy birthday!
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And thank you!
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This is your special dayhap
So I just thought I'd sayhap
Happy birthday dear Mayhap!
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That's ... that's the most beautiful poem anyone's ever written for me ... I'll treasure it forever ...
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Would you like a drabble? If so - what?
xxx
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xxx
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And thank you!
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*raises glass -- only orange juice at this point in the day, though*
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Also, since I finally watched Firefly a few months ago, Kaylee always reminds me of you, and I ♥ you both. :)
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It's your birthday song!!! He's singing it just for you!! And when you hit the gong... it means that your song is through... Just click... ;D
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Thank you!
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;)
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I'm telling you via LJ because I'm not going to be on later tonight. Stupid brief.
But I'll make it up to you later ;)
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(you share a birthday with my sister, how kewl is that?)
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What would you say if I told you I look at a '96 car and say "hey, that's practically new! How come it's so cheap?" :)
... sorry for that, just random searching LJ's. :)
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