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Update on the universe-wide conspiracy to stop me seeing Pirates of the Caribbean
Friday: Got off work at six, planning to see movie, was informed could not see movie because of important television schedule conflict, watched Monk and Psych (kind of cute! pretty funny! damn slashy!) instead.
Saturday: Got off work at five, planning to see movie, was informed could not see movie because parents were ditching me to have dinner with people they love more than they love me not that I'm bitter or anything, watched Doctor Who instead.
Sunday: Woke up at ten, planning to see movie, invited![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
handynavi to come too, waited for Sam to shower, was in interim ditched by parents having dinner with people they love more than they love me not that I'm bitter or anything two days in a row I'm just saying, Sam discovered that his tires were flat and went off to have them replaced but they didn't have the right tires so we couldn't really go anywhere without risking death and destruction, watched Becket and played the Sims 2 instead.
It was the non-available tires that really upgraded the situation from "repeatedly annoying" to "conspiracy theory material".
Here are
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Saturday: Got off work at five, planning to see movie, was informed could not see movie because parents were ditching me to have dinner with people they love more than they love me not that I'm bitter or anything, watched Doctor Who instead.
Sunday: Woke up at ten, planning to see movie, invited
handynavi to come too, waited for Sam to shower, was in interim ditched by parents having dinner with people they love more than they love me not that I'm bitter or anything two days in a row I'm just saying, Sam discovered that his tires were flat and went off to have them replaced but they didn't have the right tires so we couldn't really go anywhere without risking death and destruction, watched Becket and played the Sims 2 instead.It was the non-available tires that really upgraded the situation from "repeatedly annoying" to "conspiracy theory material".
Here are
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Ha! You fight like a dairy farmer!
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*swishity-clink-swish*
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
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*badabumchink*
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
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Don't ask how many attempts it took to type that properly. I blame the grog.
I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated!
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Mmmm. Grog. Why have I no grog?
All by my self, twelve people I've beaten!
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You should wash them down with some lovely grog. *nods*
Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!
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Aye! Avast!
Coming face to face with me must leave you petrifide!
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Your mother wears a toupee!
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Done now. :D