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Cute demons, nicenice :)
I feel that, having referenced it in Salazar's tapestry, I should share this little gem with a wider audience, even though I cannot explain it to you. My friend ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
laislabevita's little brother originated it, and he cannot, as far as I can tell, be explained. Merely appreciated. Preferably from a distance. Without further ado:
The History of the Fall by Simon Cruel aged 14 1/2
They [the demons] saw Adam and Eve and how incredibly stupid they were... and were sad :-( So some angels, with Lucifer as their princey, showed us what it is like to... live :-) This angered God, like just about everything else, so there was a war, brackity bam :-) Everything was... err... fine, until Caine or whatever killed his bro, which sparked the Angels (the rebellious ones at least). They killed things, then :-( What a stupid guy :-( Anyhow, then the Malhim came, and boy were they mean :D They smacked the Fallen, and stuff eventually, and God won, and junk like that :-) Cute demons, nicenice :) Of course, some became bitter during hell, so now they want to smack us :(
Isn't that ... yeah. When Catholics go bad. Not to mention batshit insane. But as I said, I cannot explain. Simon is an riddle wrapped inside an enigma covered in emoticons. His oeuvre also includes the following poem, written, I assure you, in all seriousness, as far as seriousness means anything when applied to Simon:
Spring, zoomy zoom!
Springy springy voom!
Boomies, boom boom?
Zow! Kitty broom!
This concludes your daily dose of complete and utter insanity. For something good in Biblefic, on the other hand, I'm anticipatingmommybird's Jesus/Mary Magdalene hetsmut with pagan themes.
laislabevita's little brother originated it, and he cannot, as far as I can tell, be explained. Merely appreciated. Preferably from a distance. Without further ado:The History of the Fall by Simon Cruel aged 14 1/2
They [the demons] saw Adam and Eve and how incredibly stupid they were... and were sad :-( So some angels, with Lucifer as their princey, showed us what it is like to... live :-) This angered God, like just about everything else, so there was a war, brackity bam :-) Everything was... err... fine, until Caine or whatever killed his bro, which sparked the Angels (the rebellious ones at least). They killed things, then :-( What a stupid guy :-( Anyhow, then the Malhim came, and boy were they mean :D They smacked the Fallen, and stuff eventually, and God won, and junk like that :-) Cute demons, nicenice :) Of course, some became bitter during hell, so now they want to smack us :(
Isn't that ... yeah. When Catholics go bad. Not to mention batshit insane. But as I said, I cannot explain. Simon is an riddle wrapped inside an enigma covered in emoticons. His oeuvre also includes the following poem, written, I assure you, in all seriousness, as far as seriousness means anything when applied to Simon:
Spring, zoomy zoom!
Springy springy voom!
Boomies, boom boom?
Zow! Kitty broom!
This concludes your daily dose of complete and utter insanity. For something good in Biblefic, on the other hand, I'm anticipating
mommybird's Jesus/Mary Magdalene hetsmut with pagan themes.
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Oh, geez, does that mean I actually have to *write* it?
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