Help! Get it off me! Get it off me!

[mayhap]

There is a plague of grasshoppers o'er the land. And on all the windows. And all over the deck. And on the windshield of the van. And in the kitchen.

I mean, to be sure, they aren't eating all of our crops and leaving us to starve. Quite possibly because the only crops we have are some cherry tomatoes, which are now ripening faster than we can eat them and we wouldn't really notice the difference anyway. Nevertheless, I have had more than enough of them.

Last night I dreamed that season four of Alias had begun, and it consisted primarily of Sark and Vaughn wrestling in a pleasingly homoerotic manner. I felt very vindicated and got online and wrote an LJ post about how Sark/Vaughn was the new Mulder/Krycek. I think my dreamlife is not sufficiently distinguishable from my ... well, I was going to call it my real life, but that's probably putting it too strongly. ;)

My mom thinks I should go to the dentist to get this mysterious shadowy spot on the side of my right front tooth checked out before I leave the country. I think she should have never mentioned this spot to me, as I would never have noticed, but now I can't not. So it looks like we're in for another 12-hour trek to Sioux Falls. (Just ... just don't even ask why we drive six hours each way to go to the dentist. I doubt any explanation can be satisfactory.)

Comments

[wisdomeagle]

Yeah, I'd say dreaming about posting on LJ crosses the line from extreme geekiness to incurable geekiness.

I crossed that line a *lonnnng* time ago. :p

[mayhap]

My personal high (low?) was after doing a bunch of coding for the late Diagon Alley, when I dreamed vividly in HTML.

[wisdomeagle]

That's damned impressive!

I've dreamt about talking on AIM, about writing and getting email, about getting and writing feedback, and that old standby, about writing term papers, but never in HTML.

[mayhap]

I fear that no computer interface invented during my lifetime will ever compare.

[supertigerbabe.livejournal.com]

Oh no!!! Having an LJ has made me a geek!!!!!!!!!!!

[mayhap]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. ;)

[supertigerbabe.livejournal.com]

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So can I have my complimentary pocket protector now???

[sternel.livejournal.com]

Hey!

So I'm checking my email, and my Word-a-day thing for today was Mayhap (http://wordsmith.org/words/mayhap.html).

So I thought of you.

=)

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, and for a long time I'd thought that Mayhap was an amalgam of "mayhem" and "mishap."

I learn something new every day.

[mayhap]

I facepalm on your behalf.

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Maybe and perhaps was my second amalgam, which seems closer to the truth, but is less *exciting* than Mayhem&Mishap

[mayhap]

*so changes LJ name to Mayhem & Mishap*

[mayhap]

Hurrah! That's nifty. =)