Translation: You Get the Power

[mayhap]

Make your own Inui Juice! Appall your family and friends! Yes, it's a translation of Inui's single, You Get the Power, which is, in fact, a recipe. Actually, two recipes for the price of one!

I started out trying to translate this for myself, only slightly hindered by the fact that I do not actually know any Japanese. I happened to mention my project to laislabevita, and she, being awesome, asked her friend Hiro to translate it for me, and he, being awesome, did so in spite of the fact that it is so clearly insane. Oh, Inui.


SPECIAL DRINK
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC POWER
DRINK!
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
YOU CAN GET THE POWER

VERSION ONE
1/2 bell pepper
50g cabbage
50g spinach
50g mustard spinach
30g parsley
2-3 leaves of shiso
1 tbsp. lemon juice
1 tbsp. honey
10g ginger
50cc water

Remove seeds from the bell pepper
Cut all ingredients into chunks
And put them in a juicer
For 1-1.5 minutes on "low"

SPECIAL DRINK
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC POWER
DRINK!
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
YOU CAN GET THE POWER

VERSION TWO
1/2 tomato
1/2 red bell pepper
1/2 carrot
1/2 apple
1/2 banana
1 tbsp Tabasco sauce
1/2 clove garlic
A pinch of red pepper
2 tbsp. soy bean powder
50cc water

Remove seeds from the bell pepper
Peel the banana
Do not peel carrot and apple
And put them in a juicer
For 1-1.5 minutes on "low"

SPECIAL DRINK
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC POWER
DRINK!
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
YOU CAN GET THE POWER


Romaji and kanji can be found here. I don't actually recommend following this recipe, but at least it seems unlikely to kill you.

Comments

[oscurotrophic.livejournal.com]

It's like Mighty Morphin V8.

[mayhap]

God, it is!

[prillalar]

These both sound disgusting. Have a Guinness instead.

And for some reason, I had NO idea this single existed. What kind of lame-o fan am I?

[mayhap]

Seriously! What kind of careless data collection is that?

I showed the recipes to Sam and he said they didn't look that bad, because he is insane. I think I'll feed them to him while I drink the Guinness. For research purposes. Yes.

[laislabevita.livejournal.com]

Woo-hoo! I got a shout-out! It's really Hiro who's awesome, but still! ^_^

[mayhap]

Well hey, without your awesomeness there would have been no translating. :-*

[satyadasa.livejournal.com]

Yum, that sounds great! Especially version one.

[laislabevita.livejournal.com]

This from the guy who put patis in his rum.

[mayhap]

That is a desecration.

[mayhap]

I'm torn between mocking you for your terrible taste and trying to convince you that you should watch the show on the basis that it is actually all about Inui and his quest to perfect his vegetable juices and incidentally play some tennis.

[(Anonymous)]

bwahahahaha omfg My friend and I are so gonna mix it today
I'm scared and excited at the same time XD
We'll tape it, if it turns out to be a good video we'll subtitle it (cause we're from germany, therefor speak german XD) and you can watch it on youtube :p

[wonderlandkura.livejournal.com]

full of win.

[(Anonymous)]

One of my friends made the second version and tried to give it to us....I only had a sip, but I think I was the only one who tried it.

>.<

My poor, poor tummy.