an epistolary entry

[mayhap]

Dear fandom,

You're just going to have to settle this on your own, because I don't know and I don't care, okay? I'll just be over here, amusing myself as cluelessly as I can muster.

Best,
mayhap

Dear world at large,

Do not ingest Le Nature's Blue Berry Dazzler beverage. No, not even if you are given a free sample. Yes, it is that bad.

Best,
mayhap

Dear mayhap,

You. You have things to mail. Mail them. You have calls to make. Make them. You have things to do. Do them. It will not go well with you otherwise.

Best,
mayhap

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[nmalfoy.livejournal.com]

They want to shave me? But I just shaved my legs last night!