Note to self

Self,

Stop eating every damned thing in the house just because it's there and you're home and not paying for your own food. If you weren't constantly eating, you wouldn't even be hungry. If you're so bored, make tea. All day long, if necessary.

Also, start investing in and using those essential oils.

Your practical and health-conscious side, such as it is

Note to self

Self,

Stop eating every damned thing in the house just because it's there and you're home and not paying for your own food. If you weren't constantly eating, you wouldn't even be hungry. If you're so bored, make tea. All day long, if necessary.

Also, start investing in and using those essential oils.

Your practical and health-conscious side, such as it is