Money money money

I am amused by the fact that The Powers That Be found it necessary to launch an advertising campaign to advertise the new, slightly colorful twenty dollar bills. Is there anything, really that is less in need of advertising? It's the form of legal tender that comes out of my ATM. I'd probably use it if it were printed in black on black, had little Scratch'n'Sniff patches on it that smelt of rotting fish, and tended to bite.

Edit: And, speaking of money, why does this have to be so expensive? I waaaaaaaaant it.

I remember back when I was either six or seven, and I had the flu or something equally tragic, so I got to lounge around in my parents' huge brass bed all day. I picked up this because it was sitting on my dad's nightstand and laughed for so long. I read it and reread it. Imagine my sorrow when I went back to see where it was a few years ago and I discovered that my mother had gotten rid of it somehow. Wherefore she did this and hung on to practically every piece-of-junk my family ever owned, I do not know.

Money money money

I am amused by the fact that The Powers That Be found it necessary to launch an advertising campaign to advertise the new, slightly colorful twenty dollar bills. Is there anything, really that is less in need of advertising? It's the form of legal tender that comes out of my ATM. I'd probably use it if it were printed in black on black, had little Scratch'n'Sniff patches on it that smelt of rotting fish, and tended to bite.

Edit: And, speaking of money, why does this have to be so expensive? I waaaaaaaaant it.

I remember back when I was either six or seven, and I had the flu or something equally tragic, so I got to lounge around in my parents' huge brass bed all day. I picked up this because it was sitting on my dad's nightstand and laughed for so long. I read it and reread it. Imagine my sorrow when I went back to see where it was a few years ago and I discovered that my mother had gotten rid of it somehow. Wherefore she did this and hung on to practically every piece-of-junk my family ever owned, I do not know.

an epistolary entry

Dear fandom,

You're just going to have to settle this on your own, because I don't know and I don't care, okay? I'll just be over here, amusing myself as cluelessly as I can muster.

Best,
mayhap

Dear world at large,

Do not ingest Le Nature's Blue Berry Dazzler beverage. No, not even if you are given a free sample. Yes, it is that bad.

Best,
mayhap

Dear mayhap,

You. You have things to mail. Mail them. You have calls to make. Make them. You have things to do. Do them. It will not go well with you otherwise.

Best,
mayhap

an epistolary entry

Dear fandom,

You're just going to have to settle this on your own, because I don't know and I don't care, okay? I'll just be over here, amusing myself as cluelessly as I can muster.

Best,
mayhap

Dear world at large,

Do not ingest Le Nature's Blue Berry Dazzler beverage. No, not even if you are given a free sample. Yes, it is that bad.

Best,
mayhap

Dear mayhap,

You. You have things to mail. Mail them. You have calls to make. Make them. You have things to do. Do them. It will not go well with you otherwise.

Best,
mayhap