an epistolary entry
Oct. 13th, 2003 06:07 pmDear fandom,
You're just going to have to settle this on your own, because I don't know and I don't care, okay? I'll just be over here, amusing myself as cluelessly as I can muster.
Best,
mayhap
Dear world at large,
Do not ingest Le Nature's Blue Berry Dazzler beverage. No, not even if you are given a free sample. Yes, it is that bad.
Best,
mayhap
Dear
mayhap,
You. You have things to mail. Mail them. You have calls to make. Make them. You have things to do. Do them. It will not go well with you otherwise.
Best,
mayhap
You're just going to have to settle this on your own, because I don't know and I don't care, okay? I'll just be over here, amusing myself as cluelessly as I can muster.
Best,
Dear world at large,
Do not ingest Le Nature's Blue Berry Dazzler beverage. No, not even if you are given a free sample. Yes, it is that bad.
Best,
Dear
You. You have things to mail. Mail them. You have calls to make. Make them. You have things to do. Do them. It will not go well with you otherwise.
Best,