Credo

Meme gacked from trismegistus, who did it a while ago but I was too ill/incoherent/busy to do likewise.

Take this:

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

(Crash Davis, Bull Durham)

Alter it as you see fit, and voilà. You have a word in French.

( I believe ...  )

Edit: LiveJournal, you bitch, you told me you couldn't post my entry, while you were secretly relentlessly spamming my flist.

No love,
mayhap

Credo

Meme gacked from trismegistus, who did it a while ago but I was too ill/incoherent/busy to do likewise.

Take this:

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

(Crash Davis, Bull Durham)

Alter it as you see fit, and voilà. You have a word in French.

( I believe ...  )

Edit: LiveJournal, you bitch, you told me you couldn't post my entry, while you were secretly relentlessly spamming my flist.

No love,
mayhap

Damn.

Damn it, so apparently my grandmother (the Norwegian one) "probably had a stroke yesterday." Which she sort of failed to mention to anyone until just now. She knows better, too. She just doesn't take her own problems seriously.

I hear this from my aunt Sharon, who also says that she promised when they spoke that she would get herself to the doctor immediately afterward, and that she sounded fine, no damage on that front.

Actually, she IMed me earlier, and I missed her because I was away from my computer. But still. Damn, damn, damn.

Damn.

Damn it, so apparently my grandmother (the Norwegian one) "probably had a stroke yesterday." Which she sort of failed to mention to anyone until just now. She knows better, too. She just doesn't take her own problems seriously.

I hear this from my aunt Sharon, who also says that she promised when they spoke that she would get herself to the doctor immediately afterward, and that she sounded fine, no damage on that front.

Actually, she IMed me earlier, and I missed her because I was away from my computer. But still. Damn, damn, damn.