we crave a different kind of buzz

I idly browsed over to the Baseball RPF tag on AO3, and not only is there no Royals fic (and no, seriously, why is there no Salvador Pérez/Lorenzo Cain or Eric Hosmer/Mike Moustakas?), every page I scrolled through was nothing but San Francisco Giants fic.

It's like game seven of the World Series all over again. Seriously, fandom, why you gotta hurt me like this?