stupid cat tricks

[mayhap]

Stan's cat, Clay, is terrified of the Legolas standee in our living room. He pokes his head nervously out of the bedroom and stares into Orlando Bloom's blue contact lenses, unwilling to approach this steely-eyed cat-killer closely enough that he might notice that he is, you know, made out of cardboard.

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[cliosfolly.livejournal.com]

Hee! He knows about Legolas's cunning elvish cat-consuming habits.

[mayhap]

What do you think they make lembas out of?

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[(Anonymous)]

I was really cnfoused, and this answered all my questions.