ways to get me to enjoy a music video

[mayhap]

1. Make it be all about Patrick Stump.
   
2. Have Patrick Stump play the piano.
   
3. Include lots of completely gratuitous piano-playing handporn.
   
4. Add a completely adorable animal.
   
5. Make sure to add a huge cracktastic crossover at the end. (Not technically a crossover since all the characters are, strictly speaking, from the fandom of Real Life, but never mind this.)
   
6. Did I mention Patrick Stump? Make sure to give him really cute glasses, and several excellent hats.