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mayhapPeople actually visit my website.
If you had told me this before, I would have been polite, but disbelieving. After all, no one links to my website besides me. And honestly, why should they? Theoretically, I was aware that my website was freely available to then entire interweb; I just didn't imagine that anyone, you know, cared.
(Yes, I will stop linking to my website now. I mean, I already know that you guys read my drivel for whatever reason.)
But there are perfect strangers who are typing things into Google. And sometimes other search engines, but mostly Google. And Google actually foists links to my website upon these people. (See? No link!) And these people click on said links.
Sorry, but this is taking some getting used to.
Now what, you might ask, are these people searching for? And this would be a very good question. This would be, in fact, the reason I began this entry.
People who probably didn't find what they were looking for:
ginny moaned as he entered her -- Well, not on my site, she didn't.
kay's wetness -- There are many Kays. How much do I doubt that we were thinking of the same one? So much.
purgatorio viii -- This unfortunate person got one of my only public attempts at poetry. I really feel for them.
nunc scio quid sit amor virgil -- Love is a threesome in Limbo. No, really. No, really.
nunc scio quid sit amor virgil aeneid -- See above.
with her tongue -- Bit vague, what?
People whose queries merely amused me:
harry draco cock -- Fair enough, I suppose.
harry potter nc 17 -- Oh no! The MPAA's going to get me now!
ginny clit hogwarts -- That's ... special.
People whose queries make me squee:
dante fanfiction inferno
livejournal virgil/dante slash
holmes and watson slash
alias slash fanfiction sark
If you had told me this before, I would have been polite, but disbelieving. After all, no one links to my website besides me. And honestly, why should they? Theoretically, I was aware that my website was freely available to then entire interweb; I just didn't imagine that anyone, you know, cared.
(Yes, I will stop linking to my website now. I mean, I already know that you guys read my drivel for whatever reason.)
But there are perfect strangers who are typing things into Google. And sometimes other search engines, but mostly Google. And Google actually foists links to my website upon these people. (See? No link!) And these people click on said links.
Sorry, but this is taking some getting used to.
Now what, you might ask, are these people searching for? And this would be a very good question. This would be, in fact, the reason I began this entry.
People who probably didn't find what they were looking for:
ginny moaned as he entered her -- Well, not on my site, she didn't.
kay's wetness -- There are many Kays. How much do I doubt that we were thinking of the same one? So much.
purgatorio viii -- This unfortunate person got one of my only public attempts at poetry. I really feel for them.
nunc scio quid sit amor virgil -- Love is a threesome in Limbo. No, really. No, really.
nunc scio quid sit amor virgil aeneid -- See above.
with her tongue -- Bit vague, what?
People whose queries merely amused me:
harry draco cock -- Fair enough, I suppose.
harry potter nc 17 -- Oh no! The MPAA's going to get me now!
ginny clit hogwarts -- That's ... special.
People whose queries make me squee:
dante fanfiction inferno
livejournal virgil/dante slash
holmes and watson slash
alias slash fanfiction sark
