those smug sign-stealing shits

[mayhap]

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time Dusty Baker skippered a cheating orange team to the World Series, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

Now I just hope that the 2021 Astros meet the same end as their 2002 counterparts. Although ideally not dragging the series out a full seven games. Ugh, I'm already so sick of watching postseason games in that cacophonous train-riddled hellbox they call a stadium.