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[mayhap]

lj_serialadder unfriended me! OMG, you bitch! My LJ was too good for you anyway!

In other news, coercedbynutmeg and I are celebrating our one-year anniversary coming out as sekrit lesbian lovers. We don't know why no one will believe us.

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[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

OMG, j00 wh0r3!!1 h3 unfr13nd3d m3 fir57!!!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

lj_serialadder unfriended me, too! It makes me want too leave LJ altogether. liek sux0rs!

[mayhap]

liek, ur wo3 is NOTHIGN compard to my wo3!!!11!! i am SO mcuh more deprsesed then u it is not evan FUNNY!!!1!!!!! ur just a pos3r!

[mayhap]

liek, we should report lj_serialadder to LJ abuse! they should not be allowed to insult us liek this!!!1!!

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

4t l33s7 i 4m 4 L33T p053r, b3307ch!!1! i w4n7 2 di3 b3cuz i7s n07 f4r3!!!!

[mayhap]

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[aesc.livejournal.com]

LIEK WE TOTALLY SHUD!!!11!! THEYLL LEARN 2 PH3AR US YEA!!1

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

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[mayhap]

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[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

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[notasecretagent.livejournal.com]

I went and left a comment about how s@d I wuz th@t lj_serialadder unfr!3nd3d m3, and some completely random person came along and started calling me a lameass!

*cries* I JUST WANT PEEPZ TO LIEK ME!!1!

[mayhap]

y doesnt ne1 understand our pain????/??

*puts on black lipstick, mopes*

[laislabevita.livejournal.com]

As your other lesbian lover, I refuse to believe it. Therefore, I will just keep deluding myself and telling myself that I'm the only one. And that America is under attack by fuschia hippogriffs. La, dah, dah, dee dah...

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Deny all you want! DENY!!! DENY!!!! Delude yourself!!!

Then when you come down with herpes you won't know whence they came.