Home Alone! :D

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Grocery shopping at Wal-Mart:

Pros: Everything is CHEAP, CHEAP, OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S $1.49.

Cons: Store is constructed from 100% pure evil, which slowly infects all the products and leaches away one's soul.

Conclusion: Okay, I guess, but only because it's my mom's money and she is disinclined to grocery shop anywhere else.

Bought a bunch of rubbish yummy food because my family are leaving me here to keep an eye on the rabbit and guinea pig we're supposed to be watching while they jaunt off to Sioux Falls for the weekend to crash my cousin's graduation party for half an hour and visit my brand new second cousin, Jetta Katherine. (Yes. like the car. *facepalms* My family is apparently white trash.)

How could I possibly turn down the opportunity to drive twelve hours roundtrip to see my extended family for a weekend? Well, how about the knowledge that we're going back to Sioux Falls next weekend for Memorial Day?

Why yes, my family are insane.

House all to myself for the weekend then, muah. Such is apparently my Aura of Dullness that no one has even considered the possibility that I will throw wild parties in their absence.

Well, they're right. But still.

Probably I will take advantage of absolutely no one bothering me at all and write pr0n.