PSA: Have actually posted fic

[mayhap]

My first pornish_pixies fic? Is so posted.

Title: Carefully Cultivated Narcissus
Author: Mayhap
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1,739 words
Summary: A hot cup of sex in the morning with a Polyjuice twist. Established relationship, post-Hogwarts
Notes: Written for the Pornish Pixies Fantasy Fest for lizardlaugh who requested "Harry/Harry selfslash... but not wankfic. Could use time travel or another character polyjuiced/metamorphmagized. Two Harrys... fucking, any way you like it."

In other news, after a couple of weeks of sinus-related bliss, I am ... producing excessive amounts of bright, cheery yellow phlegm. Also, my throat hurts like someone scrubbed it out with a Brillo pad (possibly to remove the yellow phlegm). Possibly you didn't actually want to hear this, but it is the all-consuming thing on my mind.

Also, the part of our thermostat that is supposed to know what the temperature is in here isn't exactly working. No matter how cold it is in here, it refuses to believe that it is cold enough, or that there is, in fact, such a thing as "cold enough". (Bear in mind that it is 64º outside presently. In the sun. Not that there is any.) Accordingly, the air conditioner is constantly being prodded by the thermostat to turn our house into a meat locker.

So far, the thermostat is winning. I keep turning it all the way to the right (approximately 90º), trying to make it turn off for good, but the thermostat has a powerful ally in my mother. She keeps coming along and turning it back to a temperature that looks sane, but is really more of a bid to host the Winter Olympics at my house in 2014.

I am presently wearing jeans, fuzzy wool socks, and a sweatshirt. And sniffling. Sniff.

Seven Circles owns my soul. That is all.

Comments

[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

I sympathize with the cold. My mom is the type to sleep with her windows open year round. So my sister and I would always complain about the temperature. Mom would reply with 'How can you be cold? It's nice in here," and then tell us to go put on a sweater.

I was so glad when I moved into a place that had its very own thermostat, and where I wasn't paying for heat. :)

[mayhap]

Yep. You can't beat that.

Not looking forward to paying for my own food again, though. ;)

[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

Heh. Agreed. Although it does mean that I can indulge my newfound tastes in unusual food my family doesn't like.

Mmm, strange organic cereals... :)

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Why is it 50 degrees in Liberty Mo? It was like, 95 here today, and I think it's going to start storming very soon.
That is a good story, for hot mansex. Whee!

[mayhap]

Two words: Hurricane. Charly. Charly is my ... um ... meteorological boyfriend.

Muah. Glad you liked. How do you feel about hot girlsex? Cause that's what I'm working on now ...

[mayhap]

Yummy!

Of course, if I actually bother to go along to the grocery store, I can usually convince my mom to indulge my bizarre tastes because she misses me the rest of the year. ;) By the end of the summer, though, it's more like, "So who's going to eat this once you're gone?"

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

I actually prefer mansex. But girlsex can be OK as long as its not boob-obessed. I get tired of reading about long nipples or big heavy FFF-cups.

[mayhap]

I get tired of reading about long nipples or big heavy FFF-cups.

No arguments here. Everything in moderation, including breasts. Besides, long nipples? Honey, if her nipples are "long", you're not doing something right. ;)

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Nonono, like her nipples are naturally long, so long that when she's aroused she can actually penetrate you with them. This is often accompanied by a similarly long clitoris.

[mayhap]

Wow. Is this stuff written by men who have never, in fact, seen a woman naked?

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Haha, only female gorillas.