finer points of etiquette

[mayhap]

I just bent to tie my shoe and felt with a sickening sound the rip in the crotch of my jeans.

Do I commit harakiri right here at the office, or is it okay to wait until I get home first?

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[mayhap]

Oh, of course! I stepped on my shoelace to untie it in the first place, so I feel that there is hardly any hope for me. :D