settle all your betting pools accordingly

[mayhap]

1 May 2009. Lamppost in a QuikTrip parking lot. Damage superficial on visual examination; true extent unknown.

If any of you have difficulty collecting your winnings, I know an incompetent driver who might help you break some kneecaps.

Comments

[mayhap]

Hee! Now that I've calmed down a bit, I'm just glad I didn't hit anything sentient that could claim that I'd given it whiplash.

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Of all things to hit, lamp posts and mailboxes are some of the least likely to sue your ass or suffer grievous personal injury.