I think I may have accidentally proposed to the DHL delivery man

My computer is BACK! He even has brand-new rubber feet to match the new optical drive, and all is well! Yay!

Also, my little brother's graphing calculator was turned in at the middle school where he took the SAT. We figure that some middle schooler took it home, and some middle school parent took it right back. Even more yay!

Also, I got to moderate for my old high school scholar bowl team's districts, saving the day as the teacher who was supposed to be moderating wasn't there. I was the all-powerful reader of questions and determiner of correct answers! Muahahahahaha!

Er. Not that the power went to my head, or anything.

All the scholar bowl kids nowadays play games on their networked Gameboy SPs. Back in my day, we played Tetris on our graphing calculators and compared our high scores and we liked it! And what are these kids doing on my yard? Get off!

I think I may have accidentally proposed to the DHL delivery man

My computer is BACK! He even has brand-new rubber feet to match the new optical drive, and all is well! Yay!

Also, my little brother's graphing calculator was turned in at the middle school where he took the SAT. We figure that some middle schooler took it home, and some middle school parent took it right back. Even more yay!

Also, I got to moderate for my old high school scholar bowl team's districts, saving the day as the teacher who was supposed to be moderating wasn't there. I was the all-powerful reader of questions and determiner of correct answers! Muahahahahaha!

Er. Not that the power went to my head, or anything.

All the scholar bowl kids nowadays play games on their networked Gameboy SPs. Back in my day, we played Tetris on our graphing calculators and compared our high scores and we liked it! And what are these kids doing on my yard? Get off!

Truth is stranger than fiction. And my fiction is REALLY strange.

People actually visit my website.

If you had told me this before, I would have been polite, but disbelieving. After all, no one links to my website besides me. And honestly, why should they? Theoretically, I was aware that my website was freely available to then entire interweb; I just didn't imagine that anyone, you know, cared.

(Yes, I will stop linking to my website now. I mean, I already know that you guys read my drivel for whatever reason.)

But there are perfect strangers who are typing things into Google. And sometimes other search engines, but mostly Google. And Google actually foists links to my website upon these people. (See? No link!) And these people click on said links.

Sorry, but this is taking some getting used to.

Now what, you might ask, are these people searching for? And this would be a very good question. This would be, in fact, the reason I began this entry. ( And the answer to this question will be found behind this cut. )

Truth is stranger than fiction. And my fiction is REALLY strange.

People actually visit my website.

If you had told me this before, I would have been polite, but disbelieving. After all, no one links to my website besides me. And honestly, why should they? Theoretically, I was aware that my website was freely available to then entire interweb; I just didn't imagine that anyone, you know, cared.

(Yes, I will stop linking to my website now. I mean, I already know that you guys read my drivel for whatever reason.)

But there are perfect strangers who are typing things into Google. And sometimes other search engines, but mostly Google. And Google actually foists links to my website upon these people. (See? No link!) And these people click on said links.

Sorry, but this is taking some getting used to.

Now what, you might ask, are these people searching for? And this would be a very good question. This would be, in fact, the reason I began this entry. ( And the answer to this question will be found behind this cut. )

New haircut!

By request, here's a picture of my new haircut. And, for an added bonus, my laptop. :)

I have People Over and we are going to Do Stuff. I think. Right now we're all just sitting around and smelling candles, which my mother has an enormous stockpile of. I suppose, technically, that is Something that we are Doing, but it doesn't really seem like it.

New haircut!

By request, here's a picture of my new haircut. And, for an added bonus, my laptop. :)

I have People Over and we are going to Do Stuff. I think. Right now we're all just sitting around and smelling candles, which my mother has an enormous stockpile of. I suppose, technically, that is Something that we are Doing, but it doesn't really seem like it.