Argh.

[mayhap]

I cannot plot my way out of a paper bag.

I think, when your ~1000 word ficlet has plot holes in it, this is indicative of some kind of dementia.



I guess I'll write something else for a while.

EDIT: My dad just informed us that my Uncle John once ordered a pizza with anchovies on it and then complained, "This pizza has fish on it!"

Yeah, this is where I got all my genes from.