Heliophobia

[mayhap]

Thanks to everyone for your helpful advice on theatre etiquette! The next time I get dragged to the theatre, I will be sure to a.) get a drink, b.) wear sturdy shoes for kicking seats, c.) load my brother's airsoft gun with M&Ms, and d.) bring a pack of matches and a box of Get Well cards. This should account for all eventualities.

I hate summer. I actually hate spring, because it's so close to being summer, but then summer actually arrives and it's a hundred times worse than spring. About this time every year I start daydreaming about my vacation home in Antarctica.

Instead we went downtown to the plaza and I tried on a bunch of hopelessly unattractive clothing and found one perfect shirt and bought new foundation stick. I nearly died of heat stroke several times in the process. It was worth it, but only just.