Oh look.

[mayhap]

My suitemates smuggled in an überverbotentannenbaum.¹ Too bad² they have treated me at best like an interloper, and at worst, like a foul and sickening presence all semester, as I fully intend to report their arses to the front office.³ Vengeance shall be mine.<sup>4


1</sup>Sorry, but those are like half the words I know in German. The attempt to string them together was irresistible.
²For them, muahahahahaha!
³But not right now, because I just put on my pajamas.
⁴Because I hate stupid rules, but I hate my suitemates more.

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[maldiligenta.livejournal.com]

OK, first let me just quickly clarify that this was not so much a fanfic, more of a rather quickly written parody of our textbook.  Everyone found it funny at the time, but everyone was in high school at the time.  It actually came up in conversation though [sort of] at my reunion yesterday, so I'll see if the file is still on my old computer.  If I find it, maybe I'll put it up on my webpage.