Any of you have any suggestions?

[mayhap]

My little brother has no sense of adventure.

Me: Let's built a bonfire, drink mead, and read Sagas of Icelanders!
Danny: I don't like mead. Let's order pizza and watch anime.
Me: I'm not giving you any money for pizza and anime.
Danny: *gets money from parents for dinner, since they are going out*
Me: Let's go to the Tivoli and see Maria Full of Grace. Or to the Cinemark on the Plaza to see Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut.
Danny: I can't drive anywhere downtown without getting lost. We could go see I, Robot or Hero.
Me: No. You have already seen both of those movies, and I am not paying full price for any ticket to any movie unless it is going to be, like, the best movie ever. Let's set up the badminton net.
Danny: It's getting dark.
Me: So attach a small flashlight or something to the birdie and play badminton in the dark.
Danny: I don't think that would work.
Me: It so totally would.
Danny: *starts setting off fireworks*
Me: At least everything I suggested was legal.

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Re: danny is a moron

[mayhap]

1. I seem, oddly enough, to be fresh out of date-rape drugs. Perhaps this is why I haven't had a date in a while?

2.) Danny is my slave chauffeur. So we wouldn't get very far if he didn't know where he was going and was under the influence, now would we?

3.) "Content" and "contented" are both perfectly good adjectives which can be used interchangeably, so fear not.