mayhap: young Steve Jobs and Bill Gates with text Slash Different (Slash different.)
Okay, though, seriously. I have been reading books and I don't intend to get rid of them.

What I've been reading

I reread Trixie Belden and the Mystery of the Blinking Eye. I had only read this book once before, and on reread it is much odder than I remember. It opens with Trixie helping this distressed Mexican woman find her flight at JFK, and in return the woman gives her a straw purse and a warning. To me, it seems like it should follow that the straw purse should somehow a.) be the cause of the woman's problems and b.) transfer those problems to Trixie, hence the need for the warning. Instead, the warning turns out to be an eerily accurate (yet too vague to have any useful predictive power) description of a completely unrelated mystery, which violates my genre expectations for these books. The warning is in rhyming Spanish which is, of course, translated into rhyming English, but given that Miss Trask spends a half an hour over her translation instead of just reeling it off, driving Trixie crazy with impatience in the process, I'm totally fine with the idea that she put in the extra effort to do a rhyming translation because Miss Trask is just that awesome.

I liked the characters from The Happy Valley Mystery, which was one of my favorite Trixie books as a kid, so I thought it would be fun to see them again, but really they don't end up doing much except being an appreciative audience as the Bob-Whites show off New York. All of them know all about New York now, which is not unreasonable given where Sleepyside is located, but there's never been any indication of them having this familiarity before. Dan, of course, knows the most about New York. I think this is the only book besides The Black Jacket Mystery where Dan is a distinctive presence who is relevant to the plot. I liked all the NYC tourist stuff; it reminded me of the Baby-sitters Club books where they went to New York, only several decades earlier and with a lot more fangirling of the United Nations. No one has ever been more excited about the United Nations. Ban Ki-moon is less into the United Nations than the Bob-Whites are.

I read The Taint of Midas, the second Hermes Diaktoros mystery. I definitely see why reviewers compare him to Poirot, and it's not just because of his avoirdupois. (Incidentally, I do find it annoying that he is virtually always referred to in the narration as "the fat man," but at least that is his one and only epithet. You never need to wonder about how many people are involved in a given scene.)

I read Becoming Steve Jobs, which is the Steve Jobs biography that people who knew Steve Jobs actually like. It has a more particular and interesting perspective than the official Isaacson biography: the author knew him as a journalist and a friend from the early days of NeXT to his death, so his most vivid, first-hand experiences with Jobs pick up right around where, as far as I could tell, the quality of the Isaacson biography dropped significantly. I haven't read his Benjamin Franklin biography, but I know a lot of people were quite impressed with it, including Steve Jobs, obviously. Writing about Franklin, he would have had a lot more secondary sources to draw upon. I thought his take on the the early life and founding of Apple through when Jobs was forced out was fine, but that was already the best-documented portion of Jobs's life, and indeed, people who are more familiar with that body of literature than I complained that Isaacson cribbed from it in way that was pretty lacking in added value, but at least it made a decent read. In addition to the author's own perspective, he got quotes from a lot of the people who weren't thrilled with Isaacson's take and wanted to put something else out there, so that's interesting and often entertaining. My favorite bit is his first-hand account of the shooting of the photograph in this icon. Also all the quotes from Bill Gates are gold. His perspective is completely orthagonal to everyone else's and also he's kind of funny about it.

For a tech journalist, though, his take on no-Flash-on-the-iPhone seems kind of perverse. He seems fixated on the idea that it was revenge for Adobe developing Photoshop for Windows back in the day, and I don't doubt that Steve Jobs, grudge-holder extraordinaire, gloated at Adobe's declining fortunes, but mobile Flash was never going to happen. They tried to make it happen on Android and it crashed and burned spectacularly. Flash is still a kind of resource-hungry disaster on regular computers, and it's actually improved in the last couple of years. There are plenty of examples of Steve Jobs sticking it to someone for some perceived slight for decades in this very book, and conversely plenty of examples of him nixing something that was near and dear to someone that he cared deeply about. There's no reason to act like mobile Flash could have happened. It was never going to happen.
mayhap: Trixie and Mart with text almost twins (almost twins)
Mostly binge rereading vintage children's fiction this week, but also some brand-new things!

Seriously, puzzling over the Trixie Belden books attributed to Kathryn Kenny as a kid was like preparation for the documentary hypothesis.

What I've been reading

I reread Five Children and It, The Phoenix and the Carpet and The Story of the Amulet, which I think hold up very well for their age. The last was always my favorite because it has time travel and ancient history and on reread I was particularly amused to note that it is dedicated to E. A. Wallis Budge, whom I always think of primarily as Emerson's arch-nemesis in the Amelia Peabody books.

I reread Trixie Belden and the Marshland Mystery, which definitely has the best material for my almost-twincest shipping. I mean, it ends with Trixie's birthday and "Best of all, the Bob-Whites were all there, and to make the day practically perfect, Mart pulled her curls and called her his 'twin' in front of everyone, because now for a whole month, they were both fourteen." Hair-pulling, yesssssss.

I reread Trixie Belden and the Mystery at Bob-White Cave, which is set in the part of Missouri that I don't live in. (Although the Bob-Whites do fly into the airport in Springfield, and I've visited friends there!) I remembered the ridiculous cave fish plot vividly but had somehow completely forgotten the other storyline, which is even more ridiculous. When you do a Google images search for that rare fish they find, which is something you couldn't do when I was a kid, a bunch of the results are actually Trixie Belden illustrations, which amuses me.

I reread Trixie Belden and the Mystery of the Emeralds, which I always really liked as a kid. It just feels very solidly constructed and enjoyable. Sadly, it was the last book that this particular ghostwriter contributed to the series.

I reread Trixie Belden and the Mystery on the Mississippi, which is partially set in even more parts of Missouri that I don't live in, although I did go to St. Louis once when I was a kid. There were no mysterious papers in the trashcan in my hotel room. It was disappointing. Dan is mysteriously able to travel in this book and Diana is equally mysteriously unavailable for same, which means there are twice as many male Bob-Whites in this book, but otherwise Dan doesn't really do anything distinctive that justifies including him.

I reread Trixie Belden and the Mystery on Cobbett's Island, which chronologically comes before the Mystery of the Emeralds, but I initially skipped over it because I didn't own a copy of it as a kid and had thus only read it once before. On reread, it is unsurprising that both of those books are tentatively credited to the same ghostwriter, because they have exacly the same plot: Trixie finds a letter that alludes to a hidden treasure. The Bob-Whites are stalled in beginning the treasure hunt, because the first clue is obscured by a private reference shared by the writer and the recipient. As they follow the trail, they are spied upon and attacked by a malevolent party who wants the treasure for themselves. In the end, they restore the treasure to the rightful owner, who just happened to need the money because of reasons.

Just because it's formulaic doesn't mean it can't be enjoyable, though, and this book also has a lot of fun sailing stuff and the most amazing and hilarious scene where Jim and Trixie dress up to infiltrate this divey restaurant. I definitely wish I actually had had this book when I was a Trixie Belden-reading kid. What is the deal with guys named Slim, though? The antagonist in Bob-White Cave was also named Slim, and that is only two books ago for them, but nobody mentions anything, like, hey, maybe guys named Slim are bad news.


I reread Trixie Belden and the Mystery of the Missing Heiress, which was last book in the series that I owned growing up and is thus my cutoff point for what I consider canonical. There was a five-year gap between Mystery on the Mississippi and this book, and then a slew of books were published in the late 70s and early 80s by a completely new set of ghostwriters. It is the first book in a long time that is set in Sleepyside and actually includes horses, which used to be a core part of the series. The use of spoiler, I guess, if anyone cares ) is the ultimate blast from the past. Also Dan is in this book and actually manages to do distinctively Dan things in between being busy with his job. In Cobbett's Island the author had him applying for jobs at summer camps, having come to the understanding that his "job" was actually makework to keep him out of trouble, but it is back to an actual job that keeps him busy now.

I read The Crossover, the Newbery Award winner. It was a change of pace for me since I don't normally tend to gravitate towards novels a.) in verse or b.) about basketball. The poetry is fun, anyway, even if it isn't my first choice for storytelling (and also there is a lot of basketball).

I read H is for Hawk, which I absolutely adored. As a kid, Helen Macdonald hated T. H. White's The Goshawk, because she was a total hawk dork and she already knew that White was doin it rong. After her father died unexpectedly, though, she found herself drawn first to train her own goshawk as a way of working out her own issues (although she does a better job because she does know more about it) and then to revisit White and his book with a more sympathetic and scholarly approach, and it's all entwined and beautifully written.

I read A Wilder Rose because it looked interesting and then I felt obligated to finish it because I had downloaded it when I was experimenting with NetGalley, even though I found it disappointing and clunkily written.

I did discover that all of Oxford University Press's titles on NetGalley are available as "Read Now" (you don't have to impress them with your awesome reviewer cred to get approved) and they have a bunch of awesome things to choose from.

What I'm reading next

Well, to conclude my reread of Trixie Belden books that I consider canonical I really need to get ahold of a copy of Trixie Belden and the Mystery of the Blinking Eye, among other things.
mayhap: Trixie and Honey bent over Trixie's hand with text practically perfect (practically perfect)
My Yuletide gifts are completely amazing and everyone should read them and shower them with love.

Trixie Belden and the Sorrowful Sisters (9515 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: The Trixie Belden Mysteries - Julie Campbell Tatham & Kathryn Kenny
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Trixie Belden, Honey Wheeler
Additional Tags: Mystery, buried treasure, Wait for it, Setting: Pre-1960
Summary:

Trixie and Honey discover a mysterious message in the woods, referring to estranged sisters and a 'treasure' waiting for one of them. But all may not be as it seems... (This story intended to be accessible to readers new to the canon.)

Someone wrote me 10k of shippy Trixie Belden casefic! The best thing about it is that it is absolutely written in the style of the books, including all the information you need to read it if you haven't ever read the Trixie Belden books, but you do like vintage juvenile mystery series and best friends who are opposites.


Frog And Toad Write Fic (1113 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Frog and Toad - Arnold Lobel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Toad (Frog and Toad), Frog (Frog and Toad)
Additional Tags: Characters Writing Fanfiction, Yuletide Is Awesome
Summary:

Frog and Toad do almost everything together, so why not Yuletide too?

It's Yuletide meta fic! Very meta, since Frog and Toad wrote this treat together while they were waiting for the archive to open, which was extremely thoughtful of them. ;)


Frog and Toad Forever (1148 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Frog and Toad - Arnold Lobel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Frog/Toad
Characters: Frog (Frog and Toad), Toad (Frog and Toad)
Additional Tags: Non-Explicit Sex, negotiation, Begging, Easy Reader Diction, Friends to Lovers
Summary:

Or, Frog and Toad are Friends with Benefits.

This is an absolutely pitch-perfect mimicry of the Frog and Toad books that also includes anatomically-correct frog foreplay and frog sex. Honestly, I think that you need to read it to believe it And you should definitely read it, because it is amazing.


Fair Trade (100 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Trixie Belden Mysteries - Julie Campbell Tatham & Kathryn Kenny
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Trixie Belden, Honey Wheeler
Additional Tags: yumadrin, Drabble
And one perfect drabble in the Madness collection!


I haven't gotten to many stories that aren't mine just yet, but the ones I have read so far have been amazing.
mayhap: Trixie and Mart with text almost twins (almost twins)
I totally made myself a Beldencest icon, even though, realistically, I am never actually going to need to use it since no one will actually write them as a pairing, myself almost certainly included.

Not a Mystery (437 words) by rueandrosemary
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Trixie Belden Mysteries - Julie Campbell Tatham & Kathryn Kenny
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Trixie Belden, Mart Belden
Additional Tags: Canon Relationships, Background Relationships, Holidays, Sibling bickering, Fluff
Summary:

Trixie's decorating for the holidays. Mart helps, after his own fashion.

Cute Christmas fluff (that is DEFINITELY NOT almost-twincest, just for the record).


The Body Politic (3103 words) by wimblydonner
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Arrested Development
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lindsay Bluth Funke/Sally Sitwell
Characters: Lindsay Bluth Funke, Sally Sitwell, Tobias Funke, Maeby Funke
Additional Tags: Femslash, Seduction, Cunnilingus, Strap-Ons, Fisting
Summary:

Lindsay and Sally both think they're seducing the other into a sex scandal that will end her political career.

Rival hatesex gone wrong is the best!


Reflexive Possessive (2770 words) by Sineala
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock
Characters: James T. Kirk, Spock
Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Languages and Linguistics, Writing on the Body, Community: kink_bingo, Community: trope_bingo
Summary:

After Khan, Jim has a few residual issues. Spock helps him. Naturally, there's a strange Vulcan practice for everything.

This is a perfect trope/kink double fill with swoon-worthy sidelights into hypothetical Vulcan linguistics.
mayhap: cartoon crocodile cowers beneath pillow (misshandelt Kuscheltiere)
I swear, if I keep coughing like this my chest is going to burst open, Alien-style. Already my sternum is so sore that I don't like to breathe too deeply, much less get sucked into another coughing fit.

Accordingly there is quite a lot of extreme comfort reading represented in this post, although I also managed to finish two actual books.

What I've been reading

I read Noble Savages: My Life Among Two Dangerous Tribes—the Yanomamö and the Anthropologists, Napoleon Chagnon's combination memoir/rebuttal. His account of his work is really interesting and well worth reading.

I read Marvel Comics: The Untold Story, and frankly, with so many people dropping dead at young ages, I think Marvel may have been one of the most dangerous places to work in the last forty years. I find it entirely plausible that Stan Lee has reached the advanced age of 90 by sucking the life force from hapless Marvel employees. It is a well-constructed account and I enjoyed the précis of the evolution of the Marvel Universe as much as the behind-the-scenes gossip.

I read Thor: Season One, which is basically a retelling of Thor's origin story with a more contemporary sensibility and art. Young Thor and Young Loki in particular have the prettiest princess hair ever.

I reread Trixie Belden and the Mysterious Visitor, the Mystery Off Glen Road, the Mystery in Arizona, the Mysterious Code, the Black Jacket Mystery and the Happy Valley Mystery. I also found an article examining the Trixie Belden Authorship Question [PDF] which is kind of amazing.

What I'm reading next

I seriously need to look over some things and pull together my Yuletide letter and signup. D:
mayhap: Trixie and Honey bent over Trixie's hand with text practically perfect (practically perfect)
You know how you read about heroin being invented for use as a cough suppressant and you think whoa, that sounds like some crazy overkill? And then you get a serious business cough and you think, no, actually, some heroin sounds great right about now?¹

So yeah, I've been coughing my damn head off for nearly a week now and it's really starting to get to me. Combined with the full-body ache and the quasi-feverish inability to concentrate on anything, I've been gravitating towards undemanding tasks like rereading old Trixie Belden books and rewatching old episodes of That Mitchell and Webb Look, because even non-sketch television shows require too much sustained attention. I did make this icon, though, because the illustration was too cute and I couldn't resist (and now I wish all my Trixies were the so-called deluxe editions, because the interior illustrations are gorgeous. I have three of them, along with a mix of oval paperbacks and "ugly" hardcovers, plus two cameos, which also have nice interior illustrations).

For the curious, in this scene Honey is equipping Trixie with a fake diamond ring to wear in place of her real one, which she has gotten her parents to remove from their safety deposit box, ostensibly to impress Honey's visiting cousin Ben but in fact as a deposit on a used car her brother wants to buy.²

[Honey] linked her arm through Trixie's and she strolled down the stairs. "Jim and I think you're just wonderful, Trixie. Practically perfect. So don't pay any attention to Ben when he makes stupid remarks. I mean, don't stay away from here all week on account of him. The house party is all set. Di has accepted. I invited her for the whole vacation when I asked her to come out today because I suddenly remembered that she and Ben are both music-lovers. They'll probably spend the whole time listening to records, so we won't ever see them, except at meals." She stopped to catch her breath.

Trixie hugged her arm. "You're the one who's wonderful, Honey," she said softly. "Practically perfect."
Sharp-eyed BSC fans will notice that I used Kristy's handwriting font. It's pretty similar to the handwriting used for Trixie's "signature" on the book's endpapers,³ it was already on my computer, and it makes a cute kidlit girlslash Easter egg.


¹Don't do heroin.

²This scheme is in fact every bit as harebrained as it sounds and in fact in many respects this book does not hold up so well, alas.

³The previous owner of my copy of The Mystery Off Glen Road, one Janelle Johnson, taught herself to forge both Trixie and Honey's signatures. I did likewise, although since I didn't actually write on the book's endpapers I don't know where my own efforts are.
mayhap: illustration of Toad reading to Frog (frog and toad are friends)
What I've been reading

I reread From Myst to Riven: the Creations and Inspirations in a fit of 20th anniversary-inspired Myst nostalgia. It is a giant coffee-table book that was released in conjunction with Riven and it has a lot of pretty pictures and some fluffy creative process stuff.

I read Gifts of the Crow: How Perception, Emotion, and Thought Allow Smart Birds to Behave Like Humans, which is basically brain pop science with added corvid goodness. The pen-and-ink illustrations are a nice bonus.

I read Rome and the Mysterious Orient: Three Plays by Plautus, translated, naturally, by Amy Richlin. ♥ The translations are really fun, of course, and each one has its own milieu selected to give the best equivalents of various cultural references and a fantasy cast of contemporary actors. My favorite bit is in Persa/"Iran Man", which is modeled after the Askewniverse movies, when she translates one character using the language of epic battle poetry and making a reference to taking auspices to Star Wars and the Force, respectively, and justifies it in the footnote with "the Kevin Smith films all include Star Wars references." ♥ ♥ ♥

I read The Sadeian Woman and the Ideology of Pornography by Angela Carter, who does a really interesting reading of Sade which is greatly preferable to the repetitious tedium of actually reading Sade as far as I'm concerned.

I read Rose Under Fire, which is a companion/sequel to Codename: Verity. It doesn't have spoiler ), which is what personally elevated the first book to magical for me, but it is good.

I reread the first three Trixie Belden books because my cold had settled into my head and I badly needed some uncomplicated nostalgia reading. Sadly, although there is a little fic out there, there is absolutely zero Trixie/Honey girlslash or Trixie/Mart almost-twincest out there. And I guess I'm not too surprised about the latter, but as for the former, c'mon!

What I'm reading next

Based on my current cognitive state, probably more Trixie Belden books. My personal childhood collection only went to sixteen, but I see that there were almost forty of them all told. I hope to get better before I get that far.

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