Lost socks

[mayhap]

I am at the library. Beneath the computer next to me, there is a pair of dirty inside-out white socks.

I just ... yeah. Socks.

Comments

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Eww. Are you out in the public area or behind the desks?

[mayhap]

Public area.

They were still there when we closed, so we threw them in the trash. We could have put them in the lost and found, but ew.

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

haha, I can imagine some old guy coming in and saying "did you find a pair of socks? I think I left them in the library."

[mayhap]

I would estimate, without having examined them closely for obvious reasons, that they belonged to someone who wore a woman's size six or below.

And yeah. Anyone expecting to get their socks back? Is sadly mistaken.

[coercedbynutmeg.livejournal.com]

IF it were a bra would you have kept it? Bras are expensive!

[stress-kitten.livejournal.com]

My friend Robin consistently forgets his socks and shoes at our place...

Of course, he lives just upstairs in our building, so it is somewhat understandible.

[mayhap]

Indeed, I have been known to take my shoes off in many a place, but I usually manage to remember to replace them when I'm leaving the building.

Incidentally, Barnes and Noble employees have been known to tell me to put my shoes back on. It really made me feel not so much at home.

[maldiligenta.livejournal.com]

omg you should totally join that community!!!!!!!!!! u r hawt after all

this post is the best especially the comments part!!!!

[mayhap]

omg ur so rite!!!!!!! i am teh hott lololololololol!!

That last part is not sarcastic, as I really am laughing my ass off.

[maldiligenta.livejournal.com]

On a completely unrelated note, I received this in my email the other day and totally thought of you right away... whatever that may indicate:

"What could be better than no-holds-barred European football? No-holds-barred European football in medieval garb! On June 24, Florence’s Piazza Santa Croce hosts the Calcio Fiorentino, the revival of a 16th-century football match complete with period garters and pantaloons. The aim of the game: seize the ball and put it in the net—by whatever means available."

It was accompanied by this lovely photo.