The sex lives of office supplies

[mayhap]

Virgin paperclips are so much more satisfying than slutty ones.

Comments

[cliosfolly.livejournal.com]

I always like the ones that are a little bent....

[mayhap]

Hee!

[quirkytaverna.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're made of win :)

[redscharlach.livejournal.com]

Only because you can then despoil them at your leisure...

[mayhap]

I did always want to have a harem...

[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

I used to connect all the paperclips in the paperclip dish on my grade 1 teacher's desk while I was waiting to ask questions.

It wasn't until she caught me doing it that I realized that it drive her crazy and she had no idea who was messing with her paperclips.

Heh. I hope she laughs about it now.

[mayhap]

Oooh, that's a good project for the next time I'm bored at work. I'll cull some of the slutty paperclips and chain them! I can make jewelry!

[gules]

yes. this. :D