The sex lives of office supplies

[mayhap]

Virgin paperclips are so much more satisfying than slutty ones.

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[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

I used to connect all the paperclips in the paperclip dish on my grade 1 teacher's desk while I was waiting to ask questions.

It wasn't until she caught me doing it that I realized that it drive her crazy and she had no idea who was messing with her paperclips.

Heh. I hope she laughs about it now.

[mayhap]

Oooh, that's a good project for the next time I'm bored at work. I'll cull some of the slutty paperclips and chain them! I can make jewelry!