Heliophobia

Thanks to everyone for your helpful advice on theatre etiquette! The next time I get dragged to the theatre, I will be sure to a.) get a drink, b.) wear sturdy shoes for kicking seats, c.) load my brother's airsoft gun with M&Ms, and d.) bring a pack of matches and a box of Get Well cards. This should account for all eventualities.

I hate summer. I actually hate spring, because it's so close to being summer, but then summer actually arrives and it's a hundred times worse than spring. About this time every year I start daydreaming about my vacation home in Antarctica.

Instead we went downtown to the plaza and I tried on a bunch of hopelessly unattractive clothing and found one perfect shirt and bought new foundation stick. I nearly died of heat stroke several times in the process. It was worth it, but only just.

Heliophobia

Thanks to everyone for your helpful advice on theatre etiquette! The next time I get dragged to the theatre, I will be sure to a.) get a drink, b.) wear sturdy shoes for kicking seats, c.) load my brother's airsoft gun with M&Ms, and d.) bring a pack of matches and a box of Get Well cards. This should account for all eventualities.

I hate summer. I actually hate spring, because it's so close to being summer, but then summer actually arrives and it's a hundred times worse than spring. About this time every year I start daydreaming about my vacation home in Antarctica.

Instead we went downtown to the plaza and I tried on a bunch of hopelessly unattractive clothing and found one perfect shirt and bought new foundation stick. I nearly died of heat stroke several times in the process. It was worth it, but only just.