Best one line AIM quote EVER

[mayhap]

The setup:

Back when I was a pretentious fourteen-year-old taking French I, I briefly began saying "Salut!" instead of "Hi!" to members of my family. Oddly, my mom took to this like a house afire (at least, once I explained it). To this day, my mom, my brother Danny, and even my dad now say "Salut!" instead of any other applicable greeting when we talk to each other.

(In bunny talk, this is rendered "Thawoo!" Bunnies speak French too, apparently.)

The joke:

Today, I told my mom to get on AIM so I could send her a link. She greeted me thusly:

12:40:42 thue: slut!

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[mayhap]

I heard her laughing hysterically about it from the other room before I could even click on the message. So far as I know, she does not think that I am a slut, but perhaps if she knew how often I offered to have people's babies over the internet, she might change her mind. ;)

[baroquestar.livejournal.com]

*grin* My friends and I have a habit of greeting each other with pseudo-French names. "Salut Jean-Merde!" "Salut, Marie-Batard!"

It's unaccountably amusing to call someone Mary Bastard. I don't know why.