potentialities

Hee. I found this in my plot bunnies folder and figured I might as well post it. It is wee, silly, and meta.

First Axiom of Slash
Our Hero/His Trusty Sidekick
Suitable for all audiences.

( A certain gender imbalance )

lethie requested last week's episode of Lost:

( Lost rant [contains, obviously, spoilers for last week's episode of Lost] )

coercedbynutmeg requested bad Harry Potter fanfiction:

( Bad HP fanfic rant )

It's not too late to commission a rant, if you actually want one. I'm just getting into the swing of things, really.

Um, I've actually been kicking this plotbunny around for several months now. Not that it shows, or anything.

Dedicated to makesmewannadie, in honor of her rocking in so many ways, and wishing her all the best.

Title: The Rare Sweetness of Shared Apples
Fandom: The Once and Future King by T.H. White
Pairing: Kay/Wart
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Elements of coercion
Summary: PWP. Kay is a bastard, but Wart loves him for it.
Disclaimer:T. H. White took Malory's retellings of the King Arthur myths and wrote a classic epic fantasy series. Whereas I just took T. H. White's retellings and wrote a couple of thousand words of smut.

( Wart was actually not sleeping yet, but he let Kay shake him awake as if he had been. )

I couldn't sleep Sunday night, because visions of sexy spies were dancing in my head. The result, more or less, is this. Sadly, more with the angst than with the actual sex.

Apologies to all of you who are so much not with the Alias, but I could not help myself.

Mile High Club. Alias (3x15/Façade). TV-PG VS. 540 words. Sark/Vaughn. You know you were thinking it too.

( Mile High Club )

Title: Some Nights in Norman England
Fandom: Becket, or the Honor of God
Author: silvernutmeg
Pairings: Henry/Thomas
Rating: R
Length: 550 words

( Some nights ... )

*waves to thalia_seawood*

Well, here's my first finished effort in this vein, just an slip of a ficlet, along with a new icon, courtesy of iscaris's screencaps.

Gandalf, They Used to Call Me
Rating: PG-13, I guess
Summary: A hobbit can still surprise Gandalf, that night in Minas Tirith. Movieverse. Gandalf/Pippin.
Author's notes: Well, I started out by thinking: if you want to get technical about it, Pippin's been around longer than Gandalf the White ...

( Read more... )

This is the fic I was talking about writing earlier. I wrote it during the time that I was, ahem, not distracted by the internet (since our sodding cable service was out for days, and still might go out again at any minute, but I'm glad it's working now at least). It's set during the Order of the Phoenix, so obviously it contains spoilers/makes no sense otherwise.

Title: Skin Deep
Rating: PG-13ish (no sexual content; disturbing but no more so than the Order of the Phoenix, certainly)
Summary: Draco Malfoy would die before he would admit what he and Harry Potter have in common now.

( I must not tell lies )

I've just been reading through all the archives of Neil Gaiman's blog looking for links to all the reviews of Coraline for the next paper I've got to write. It's nice that my professor is cool with these topics I come up with in her class (wordily entitled "The Critical Edge: Writing/Indicting and the Arts"). She loved my "In Praise of Slash" thing I did for the subjective argument/manifesto assignment; it hardly took any convincing on my part at all and she was looking into slash sites herself and suggesting that I include some slash I'd written as an appendix. How cool is that?

As of this moment, of course, the list of slash (or indeed, any fanfic) I've actually completed begins and ends with one shortish H/D story.

( It goes a little something like this... )