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I'm bringing Friday fics back! It's long overdue, but I read far too much fic over Yuletide and then subsequently failed to get back into the groove. Attempting to ease back into it now.

Broken, Battered & Bent (10476 words) by Elspethdixon
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (bookverse)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Felix Leiter/Honey Ryder
Characters: James Bond, Felix Leiter, Honey Ryder
Additional Tags: Threesome
Summary:

Bond got awfully beaten up taking down Dr. No. Honey and Felix kiss him better.

I was complaining about how rare a fandom bookverse Bond is, but to be fair this one satisfies a lot of my cravings for bookverse Bond fic in one go, so that helps a lot.

Goth Detectives Episode 1--Back In Black (6450 words) by nottherainbow
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Goth Detectives, Big Fat Quiz of the Year RPF, Goth Detectives RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, Jonathan Ross, Jimmy Carr, Richard Ayoade, Bob Skeleton, Russell Howard, David Walliams, Rob Brydon
Series: Part 1 of Goth Detectives
Summary:

Noel Fielding is back as Bob Skeleton, and Russell Brand continues to be Russell Brand.
The Goth Detectives have opened their doors again (as well as their capes, some zippers that should not be open, doors that are not theirs, and a fateful box of hair dye) in order to solve a rather ghastly case but one that also involves bakeries and other people, places, and things they don't care much about.
Will it be too much for them to handle?! Are the Goth Detectives in over their heads so soon after returning to the gothlight?!
Most assuredly, but that's not going to stop them.

Wonderfully daft. Made me cackle like a loon throughout.

Stephen Fry called Alan Davies his little puppy on Twitter and my heart skipped a beat. Not least because I'm one of the authors who've used puppy imagery in their fic. But then, it is rather obvious, isn't it? I'm only surprised no one's written full-on puppy play, to be honest. At any rate, this sent me looking for previously-undiscovered fics in my British comedian rarepairs.

Point (1393 words) by Niektete
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Real Person Fiction
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alan Davies/Stephen Fry
Characters: Alan Davies, Stephen Fry
Additional Tags: British Comedy
Summary:

Alan will do most anything to win QI. Stephen approves!

Mmm, a blowjobs-for-points scheme. I like the dialogue, although there's a bit of an epithet infestation.

Audi, Vide, Tace (hear, see, be silent) (685 words) by pushkin666
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: QI RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Alan Davies/Stephen Fry
Additional Tags: Light BDSM, Spanking
Summary:

Alan still isn’t quite sure what this relationship between them is; work colleagues, friends, fuck buddies, Dom and Sub. The different parts of it leave Alan nervous and confused at times, not sure how to react to Stephen. Which has led them here: Alan on his knees and Stephen in full Dom mode.

*whines* What kind of tease writes spanking fic and then ends it before they get to the spanking?

The Terrifyingly Mysterious Case of the Mysterious Phone Call of Mystery (4483 words) by sheldrake
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: British Comics RPF, The Mighty Boosh RPF, Goth Detectives
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Noel Fielding/Russell Brand
Characters: Noel Fielding (Bob Skeleton), Russell Brand, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Humour
Summary:

What is really going on at the end of Hell Lane? Who made that mysterious phone call of mystery? Why are Russell's trousers so tight? All good questions, some of which even may be answered.

This is the delightfully daft Goth Detectives fic of my dreams. ♥

Counting (1844 words) by sheldrake
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh RPF, British Comics RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Noel Fielding/Russell Brand
Characters: Noel Fielding, Russell Brand
Summary:

It was just a threesome without one of the ones, that was all.

And this is the fic where they get together properly! Well, relatively properly. Consider the subjects, after all.

Made a new icon! Who knows, I might need it this Yuletide!